April 2011
16 posts
“I look back to the one and only summertime
When my girl was the envy of every...”
CELTICS SWEPT THE SERIES!!! <3
BOSTON 3-0 IN THE PLAYOFFS!!! <3
celtics need to step up their game. now.
celtics lost.. to the heat.. crap.
Amanda's relationship status: In a relationship
Sean: Wooo Hoooo!! Congrats!
Mike: Just bc we had sex doesnt mean we are dating.
Steve: Hey, are you the same Matt who went to Tara Elemantary in Florida for fifth grade?
Matt: Yes :)
Steve: Hey man, its been so many years! How are you, you MOTHERFUCKING FOIL FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD STEALING ASSHAT!!! MY LIFE HAS GONE NOTHING BUT DOWNHILL SINCE YOU THEFTEDMY FOIL CHARIZARD FROM MY SHOW AND TELL IN MY CUBBY DURING RECESS!!! I NOW DO LINES OF COKE OFF OF 2ND EDITION ARCANINES! 2ND EDITION!!!!! DO YOU KNOW I OPENED THAT CHARIZARD OUT OF MY VERY FIRST BOOSTER PACK MY GRANDMA BOUGHT ME?!?!?! SHE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU STOLE IT!! YOU KILLED MY GRANDMA, RUINED MY LIFE, AND STOLE MY GLORY!!! AND AFTER MY MOM TOOK US TO SEE SCARY MOVIE!!! I HOPE THE WAYANS BROTHERS PEE ON YOUR GRAVE AFTER YOU DIE IN A CAR FIRE!!!!!
Whiskey Lullaby
She put him out like the burnin’ end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin’ to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than...
what a disapointment. guys, your blowing your standings!
Please dont be in love with someone else<//3
Don't Think I Don't Think About It
I left out in a cloud of taillights and dust Swore I wasn’t coming back, said I’d had enough Saw you in the rear view standing, fading from my life But I wasn’t turnin’ ‘round No not this time But don’t think I don’t think about it Don’t think I don’t have regrets Don’t think it don’t get to me Between the work and the hurt and the...
March 2011
15 posts
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family in a hot tub :)
Mum: "Guess what everyone in this tub's got in common?"
Son: "What?"
Mum: "Everyone in here, has sucked, my tits!"
Family: (silence)
Dad: "Honey? The dog's in here with us!"
Mum: "Yeah, I know"
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RANDOM
Girl 1: this isn't lesbian, but feel my nipple rise
Girl 2: Sure!... wait, what?
Girl 1: Its so windy
Girl 2: yeah cause you farted..
Girl 1: in your mouth!
Girl 2: ...no
Girl 1: You're so verbal
Girl 2: that means i talk?
Girl 1: out your butt!!
Girl 2: wtf?!
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Im Already There - Lonestar
He called her on the road From a lonely cold hotel room Just to hear her say I love you one more time And when he heard the sound Of the kids laughing in the background He had to wipe away a tear from his eye A little voice came on the phone And said “Daddy when you coming home” He said the first thing that came to his mind I’m already there Take a look around I’m the...
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♣CELTICS FOR THE WIN!!!!!♣
HORNETS SUCK! :P
“its not just about our past… its about what’s next…its all about the future.....”
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“Its all about future, its all about energy, its all about 4 quarters, its all...”
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celtics game tonite!! i hope they win<3
leap frog!
i love when we play leap frog at track practice and when i jump over my partner when i hit the ground i slam my knee and now it hurts like a bitch. and i cant run for a week. fml
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“girl i gotta go
im finished with the show
if you wana fuck me i wont say no...”