| Steve: |
Hey man, its been so many years! How are you, you MOTHERFUCKING FOIL FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD STEALING ASSHAT!!! MY LIFE HAS GONE NOTHING BUT DOWNHILL SINCE YOU THEFTEDMY FOIL CHARIZARD FROM MY SHOW AND TELL IN MY CUBBY DURING RECESS!!! I NOW DO LINES OF COKE OFF OF 2ND EDITION ARCANINES! 2ND EDITION!!!!! DO YOU KNOW I OPENED THAT CHARIZARD OUT OF MY VERY FIRST BOOSTER PACK MY GRANDMA BOUGHT ME?!?!?! SHE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU STOLE IT!! YOU KILLED MY GRANDMA, RUINED MY LIFE, AND STOLE MY GLORY!!! AND AFTER MY MOM TOOK US TO SEE SCARY MOVIE!!! I HOPE THE WAYANS BROTHERS PEE ON YOUR GRAVE AFTER YOU DIE IN A CAR FIRE!!!!! |
